their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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