and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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