I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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