plz talk dirty to me
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
