"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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