if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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