I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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