i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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