Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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