It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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