It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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