just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I don't deserve a penis
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
