just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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