where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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