He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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