Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
