O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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