And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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