new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Randomize