you mean i was at the winter classic?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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