Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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