Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You smell like stripper and shame
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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