I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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