I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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