Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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