I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You're a waste of cheezeits
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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