we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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