Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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