it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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