Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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