Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
