so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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