dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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