i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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