Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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