This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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