let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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