it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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