R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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