yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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