i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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