my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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