i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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