you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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