Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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