He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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