Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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