I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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