: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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