Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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