Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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