I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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