she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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