thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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