so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It's official drugs can't kill me
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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