And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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