sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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